Well it seems that our "temporary" lack of Internet has turned into an extended leave of absence. We have yet to decide on a provider or anything Internet related. I am going stir crazy! Which explains why I am in Montana visiting my mom and sneaking away to check up on all my long lost Internet friends. A lot has happened since November but of course now that I have a moment to sit down and tell you all about them they slip my mind.
Kai has turned into a little monster from Hell. I fight the urge daily to smack the smart ass right out of him. On the upside he is really honing his sense of humor.
Kai: Scuse me momma.
Me: Why, what did you do?
Kai: I farted!
Me: You mean you tooted.
** I will explain later **
Kai: Like a horn?
Me: Kind of.. yeah.
Kai: YAY! MY BUTT IS AN INSTRUMENT!
Me:........ great.... can we go back to calling it farting?
Ok now I used to be the kind of mom that rolled her eyes at other moms who used words like bum and toot when talking to their kids.... sorry if you are one of those moms, I now understand. Kai and I were having a nice mother son lunch at a cute little place near our house. The group of older women behind us thought Kai was adorable UNTIL he yelled at the top of his lungs I JUST FARTED! The poor lady who had the misfortune of sitting directly behind him looked at me in total disgust and shook her head. Since then we have tried to tone down the vocabulary and the volume.
Okay, still drawing a blank but here is a quick wrap up...
Everyone is alive and well, still in our rental house, Bear is still quite possibly the dumbest dog on the planet, Kai is Mouthy McMouthy Pants, Brandon still works too hard, I babysit a 2 year old 4 afternoons a week who has a problem with hitting and pushing..... FUN!, Oh, I have something called a Chilazion Cyst in my eyelid that has to be surgically removed.... again FUN!, My house is still always a mess..... yep same old stuff.
2 comments:
I think I busted up laughing like 30 times during this post- just picturing Kai saying those things- hilarious.
He and Maggie could raise hell together. They seem like they could be compatible. :)
I have totally missed you since November. You should visit your mom more often, I guess. :)
I know!!! I have missed you too. I think I am going to push harder to get internet back in our house.
I bet Kai and Maggie would have a blast together. I'm sure we would be laughing for days.
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