Where is the mute button!

There was a comedian once that said moms have a mute button behind their ear so when their children are screaming "MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM" they can just press the button and they don't hear anything. They just see a child mouthing words. Ohhhh how I wish this was true. Today it is all I can do to get a moments peace. As soon as I sit down Kai screams MOM! MOM!.... so I get up and see what he wants. NOTHING! Or he wants me to pick up the toy RIGHT in front of him and hand it to him. Now the logical side of my brain is telling me that he wants attention. So I try to play with him and he tells me to go away. I think the comedian got it all wrong. We don't have the button, our children do. It's true! Our children have a mommy time button. As soon as we try to sit down and have some mommy time the alarm goes off and tells them that they need to show us their booger or announce that the picture on their wall is an elephant. ANYTHING to make us get up. I have tried to ignore the MOM call but I just can't. I keep thinking that the one time I don't come is the time he really needs something. Just in the time that I have been writing this I have gotten up 4 times.

1. Because Lightening McQueen just blew a tire. And this is a big deal!
2. Because the tool bench needed to be 3 inches more to the right....
3. To show me his guitar "pick-it" which I had just handed him on my last trip.
And
4. Because he needed more juice (the juice cup was still full)

I sure would like to know where that mute button is.....